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Ullo Ki Trha Kia Dekh Rahe Ho
Sms Hii Tou Bheja Hy . . . ;->
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Women recall every outfit they have worn for the past two decades.
Men cannot remember what they were wearing yesterday without looking
on the floor next to the bed.
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Pyar K Season Me Apne LOVE GURU Se Janiye Kitna Gehra Hai Ap Dono Me Pyar!!
Type LOVE SpaceSpace Send It To Ur Father''s Number.
He WilL Tel U Everything.
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Kon Kehta Hai Ke Pakistan Main Job Nahi Milti...
Yeh Lo Jhaaroo..
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Aur Shandaar Career Ka Aaghaz Karo..!;>
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Saal
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Mah
1
Mah
K
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Hafte
1
Hafte
K
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Din
1
Din
K
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Ghante
1
Ghante
K
60
Minute
1
Minute
K
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Sec
1
Sec
K
Hazar
Lamhe
Har
Lamhe
Main
1
He
Dua K
LIGHT Na Jaye..!;>
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Mother : How Was Your First Day At School . . . ? ? ?
Son : It Was All Right Except For Some Men Called "TEACHER"
Who Kept Spoiling All Our Fun . . . ;->
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One day RAVAN went to disco...
aur woh behosh ho gaya,
due to shock..!
why...??
bcoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head.
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What would u call the knee of a madhu makkhi ? ?
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Socho socho
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U know it,
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Bolo bolo
.Ansr: BI-KI-NI !!..(bee ki knee)
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2. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
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Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
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Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
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Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money or life...
The wives want both!
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ek admi apni family doctors ke paas ja kar bola:
"doctor saab, bibi ke liye jukam ka, bete ke liye khansi ka, beti ke liye bookhar ka, mammi ke liye peeth dard ka, papa ke liye ghutno ka dard ka dawai likh dijiye"
doctor saab ne sab ka dawai likh kar phir woh admi se pusha, " baki sab log ghar mein thik thak hai na??
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Scotland yard ki team dobara pakistan aayi hai
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Ye pata karney k liye..
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K,
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Arbab Ghulam Rahim k muun pe jo chapal mari gayi uska no. kia hai?
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A sleeping lion
is stronger
than
A barking dog
SO a
sleeping
student
is better
than A
barking teacher
By-
Last bench association
let them BARK WE DONT CARE!
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Long back,a person who sacrificed his sleep,forgot his family,forgot his food,fogot laughter were called
"Saints"
But now they are called.. "IT professionals"
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